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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Covers of the World: Worst Covers Ever - Part 2

Here is the promised second part of Worst Covers Ever. If you missed the first part you can find it here

Great idea! This will be my Summer project.
Yes, they look "tall" and very sacred.
This cover looks very "perky".
This is a scary as hell cover, I don't know what's the deal with the old guy let's just say I wouldn't want to meet him at my gym. 
He's the real deal!
His tractor's name is Mary Jo and they've been together for years.
I will have nightmares now. 
We are not responsible for lost "items".
Rocket on a stick with a dose of neanderthal on the side. 

What do you think of these covers? Which are your favorites and least favorites... if we may call them that?


  1. I vote for Blazing Embers as the scariest - I really don't want to know what's going on there. Zombie Raccoons and Killer Bunnies, on the other hand, looks like a great read! LOL

  2. Blazing Embers, Zombie Raccoon and Haunted Vagins, oh my!

  3. Lesbian Horse Stories, Tall Stones and Blazing Embers... Horrific!

  4. Blazing Embers definitely. The Haunted Vagina (title) sounds creepy as hell too.

  5. My goodness, those are awful! Well, OK, I like the coffin-making how-to, and the tractor book--plenty of earnest irony there (if that makes any sense). The others, though...eeeeeek! Thanks for making my day.

  6. This is so wrong, in so many ways, but whenever I think "haunted" I think cobwebs. So you can imagine THE HAUNTED VAGINA unnerved me. TALL STONES--really? The dude on the cover appears to be worshipping an erutping phallus. And good gravy, THE BIG BOOK OF LESBIAN HORSE STORIES? I feel bad for the lesbians of the world. Are the horses the lesbians? Color me confused. Hands down, though, BLAZING EMBERS wins. WTF? He looks like the creepy guy lurking near ChuckECheese. *shudders*

  7. The haunted v just makes me lol. I mean honestly!
    As for worst..the stones

  8. THE BIG BOOK OF LESBIAN HORSE STORIES and THE HAUNTED VAGINA are the *scariest* book titles of all time!!!!! How could you even HAVE a good cover for such things?? They were doomed from the start!

    Thanks, Marcela, for a very entertaining post!! I vote for BLAZING EMBERS as the worst for sure. An old guy covered in hair who looks like The Joker from the side -- who DID THAT??

  9. wow that's really something lol, the worst of all for me is blazing embers

  10. Hahaha! Awesome Marcela! And my vote goes to... *drum roll*
    THE SATAN BURGER... from part one, I like to mention that THE HOUNTED VAGINA was a close second.

  11. I think the funniest is The Penetrator! LOL! The side says Double Penetrator, I mean really! I almost died laughing. But by far the creepiest is definitely Blazing Embers, it looks REAL rapey. The one that takes the cake though, the absolute worse cover of all of them is Zombie Racoons and Killer Bunnies. That cover is just horrible. Not to mention the title...

  12. ROTFMAO! Just...awesome. The "Fancy Coffins" and your comment about it is just great. lol


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